Lemonybacon and Fat Kids Swimming in Custard

this-killer-truck:

congalineofdurin:

bbc03undercover:

honeybruh:

zamzamafterzina:

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

Keanu is STILL the obvious choice for doctor strange, marvel fucked up

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holiday memes thread

minecraftgender:

ninjago-hiveswap:

textsfromninjagoblog:

pantheris:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

cluster-prime:

autisticgonzothegreat:

hoshizoradestination:

weirdmageddon:

jinglefucker:

weirdmageddon:

post your favorite holiday memes
go

add more

im on mobile but someone add the:
-guy with a mohawk who has tiny santa hats on each spike
-“swedish christmas goat burned down for 27th time”
-sleigh my name sleigh my name

shitscram

(Originally from @shotacatboys although the blog seems defunct now. This is my favorite holiday image set)

🎄❄️✨ Tis the season for pure insanity!!! ✨❄️🎄

the men. someone add the men

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sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

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thekingandqueenofcheese:

trantifa:

thyrell:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

Slap that funky ricebag white boy

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inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

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dankmemeuniversity:

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